Gas, Grass, or Ass

Yes, this should sum up my evening. I didn't get any, and frankly, it was by choice. God be with me if I had ended up with any of said substances... well, except for the gas. But even then, I would have felt the need to say "thank you" in some way. Cringe! No, tonight, like every other night, I ended up home alone. I prefer this. It saves me from the awkwardness of post-whatever terms of endearments. I feel better when I wake up in the morning and have to see myself in the mirror because it's just me. It saves me from saying, "hey, I live in a dorm room. The bathroom is down the hall and the water fountain is on the right." It's the little things in life I have learned to appreciate. Oh, if only everything else was so simple....